And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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