Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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