So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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