...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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