If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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