What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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