so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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