'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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