apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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