i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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