she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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