Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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