I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
high people should be assigned attendants
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
