She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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