I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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