i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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