I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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