What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Randomize
