i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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