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(404): View more from Georgia

last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform

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(214): View more from Texas

you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?

(806): View more from Texas

i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.

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(619): View more from California

he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house

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(352): View more from Florida

My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.

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(317): View more from Indiana

hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.

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(231): View more from Michigan

if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death

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(219): View more from Indiana

The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big

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