Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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