so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
i out mim tonsoeep
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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