Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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