I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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