This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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