her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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