im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Farmville is her only friend.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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