Me. At least after what I've been through.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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