you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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