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best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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