is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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