Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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