No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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