Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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