Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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