That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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