return my video game
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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