this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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