Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
this will be a night to untag.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
It was like giving head to a cactus.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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