hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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