So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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