Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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