Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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