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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
ok first of all what the fuck
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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