we're blogging at a bar
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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