He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize
