Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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