We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
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