i think my mom watched the whole time
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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