i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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