Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Randomize
