The maid of honor just puked.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
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