I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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