His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Randomize
