Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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