Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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