Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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