i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
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