Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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