The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
