Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Duck Duck Cougar?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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