maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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