Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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